曱甴 2007-11-5 23:12
咱们的车出点「小问题」
[size=10][color=#981057][font=宋体]笑一笑,十年少,想保持年轻漂亮,要天天笑哦!![/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=4][color=blue]Honey, We've Got a Little Car Trouble [/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred][/font][/size][/color][font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred](Originally in English)[/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]A wife said to her husband, “We've got trouble[/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]with the car; it has water in the carburetor.” [/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]The husband exclaimed, “Water in the [/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]carburetor? That's ridiculous!” The wife [/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]repeated, “I tell you, the car has water in the[/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]carburetor.” The husband said, “But you don't[/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]even know what a carburetor is! Where's the [/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]car?” And the wife replied, “In the [/font][/size][/color]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]swimming pool!” [/font][/size][/color]
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[font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]咱们的车出点「小问题」[/font][/size][/color]
[size=10][color=#981057][font=宋体][/font][/size][/color][font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred][/font][/size][/color][font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]有位太太对先生说：「我们的车子出问题了！[/font][/size][/color]
[size=10][color=#981057][font=宋体]化油器进水了。」先生说：「化油器进水？真是荒谬！」[/font][/size][/color]
[size=10][color=#981057][font=宋体]太太拉大嗓门说：「我告诉你，车子的化油器进水了！[/font][/size][/color][font=Verdana][size=3][color=darkred]」[/font][/size][/color]
[size=10][color=#981057][font=宋体]先生说：「可是你连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊！[/font][/size][/color]
[size=10][color=#981057][font=宋体]车子在哪里？」太太回答：「在游泳池里！」[/font][/size][/color]